I started writing around 9:30, then in about half an hours I finished. The result is this. It’s not good, but it didn’t take too much time. I guess that’s the point.
And i wasn’t sure where to start, so i said to myself: “Why don’t you start from the beginning?” “No, you idiot,” I yelled to myself “The beginning is where everybody starts. People want new things, new experiences. You will have to find a new place to start”.
So I walked to the bus down the road and I asked him “Hey, where would you start?” and he said “I always start from the middle of the road, but i don’t think that applies to you, now does it?” and I said “That’s very rude of you, how dare you assume what does or does not apply to me. People have feelings, and arms, and legs, but sometimes they don’t, and you can’t go around applying your views on someone” and he said “I’m not going anywhere, I’m still as you can see, but when I’m around, I’ll be sure not to apply anything to anyone” and i said “GOOD”. So I waited for the bus to start moving, but after a bunch of seconds I got bored and left. You see, I’m not a fan of seconds. They are not like busses. They don’t stop. That’s what I like about them, but there are many things I don’t like about them, but they are too many to be brought up here, so I will not mention them, but you can guess. And, since you have feelings, your guess is as good as mine. Unless it isn’t.
Then, I found myself in a roundabout and I thought: “This is a funny looking circle” and so I kicked it and it said “WOOP” and so I had to stop it and I said “Stop it, you are not supposed to talk. You are a circle. If you were a square, I would tolerate it, but now I will not, because you are a circle” and it had the audacity to say “WIP”. I could not stand it any longer, so I stayed only a little bit longer, but before I could go away, a random citizen of the city I was in came to me and said: “Tell me something funny” and I said “This circle”. He didn’t find it funny, so he struck me. And in that moment, it struck me: the way to start is with “end”.